- “You think I came out the pussy drawing fucking Mozart"
- I’m gonna pre
- Obama watching Game Grumps
- “Just suck me off, dude.” - Arin Hanson
- Sick JO sesh
- Danny calling Arin “big cat”
- SLEEPY TIME GRUMPS
- When either one of them or both of them is sick
- Arin showering Danny with compliments and Danny getting all flustered
- Danny being right about something in regards to a game and Arin shooting him down saying a completely wrong thing but Danny being like “okay”
- LIFE STORIES
- INSPIRATIONAL GRUMPS
- Them both being super deep one minute but then going back to talking about dicks the next minute
- Danny and Arin teaching each other about things they know about!!!
- Arin saying something he’s not entirely too sure about and Danny having to Google some weird shit
- D: “Looks like we need a walkthrough.”
A: “No, dude I’m fine. I got this.”
D: “Are you sure, dude?”
A: “Yeah I’m fine.”
….
A: “WHERE’S THE WALKTHROUGH.”
- Danny telling Arin which way to go and Arin refusing, which makes him end up going in the wrong direction
- When they start to talk about something (Danny especially), but then they get distracted by something in the game and then completely forget what they were gonna say
Okay, first? Pay off all your debts. Take out a small loan and pay it off right away.
Buy several hundred vacant houses. Schedule repairs for said houses with reputable contractors and make sizable down payments in advance. Get everything in writing and hang onto those deeds.
Buy a large open parcel of land that is being auctioned for development. And when I say large, I mean LARGE.
Sink millions into paying off people’s Kickstarters / college loans / medical bills / mortgages, and give generously charity organizations. That alone will carry off a lot of money.
Once you’ve got things down to a reasonable level, say $1m, buy yourself a house, furnishings, appliances, and a dependable car. Pay everything off so that you own it free and clear. Purchase about $200k worth of something easy to liquidate (i.e. gold, gems, bonds, stocks). Put the rest onto prepaid credit cards and wait for Monday to roll around.
NOW THE FUN BEGINS.
You now have commendable credit and a shining public reputation.
Fix up and flip those houses, sell them for fair market value or below to families who need them, or create non-profit homeless shelters. (After all, it’s not like you need to “make” money, this is all running on the proceeds from the property sales.)
Sell the parcel of land to developers, or donate it to public works as a park or open space. Have them name it after you.
Retire to your fully furnished home. Liquidate your extra assets, or leave them to appreciate in value for a later date. Make Christmas epic with those gift cards. Keep the extra money in the bank and keep your day job.
And don’t worry about taxes when return time rolls around, because you’ll be able to write off several millions’ worth of charitable donations.
Basically this
This is someone who paid attention in finance class.
